Snap Judgment: Janet Jackson's new single

Where to begin discussing Janet Jackson's mere wisp of a new single, ''Call on Me'' ( click here to listen)? Three things: 1) The vocals are so vacant and fluttery they make ''Again'' sound like a Celine Dion power ballad. 2) The song completely lacks a discernible hook or memorable lyric. 3) Nelly essentially hijacks what was supposed to be Janet's big radio comeback.
But the worst part: The blogfather is all up in my grill about it.
Thablogfatha: What's up, Slezak?
Firstnameaintbaby: Janet let me down again.
Theblogfatha: Again?!
Firstnameaintbaby: Mmm-hmm.
Thablogfatha: Well, what's up with this diva? Do you really like her that much?
Firstnameaintbaby: Yes, Mickey, I love her, she is fine , she sings a lot of nice things for me.
Thablogfatha: I know she used to sing nice stuff for you, but what has she sung for you late-leeeee ?
(Insert jaunty Paula Abdul choreography here.)

• Snap Judgment: Janet Jackson's new single